This is not a humorous book, but a joke started a whole train of events:
A research scientist books into a hotel before attending a conference on stem cell research, and whilst at the conference the hotel accidently allow a young lady with a very similar name to move into his room. They find themselves facing one another wearing only bath towels wrapped around them! When they decide to have dinner together the lady wears her red high heels, and this prompts a joke about red high heels, and wild horses. The young lady had just run away from a potentially disastrous wedding, but has to make peace with her parents. She is introduced to other scientists as the man’s fiancée, and she allays fears in her parents with the same ruse, which then turns into reality when she is presented with an antique Victorian engagement ring! Please have a box of tissues handy as you read!
They looked at one another.
“Your red high heels remind me of a joke,” Roger said, and smiled at her.
“Go on,” she encouraged.
“There were two tramps and everyday in the evening they used to show one another what they had managed to collect during the day from various trash cans, or rubbish heaps.
“What did you get today?” asked one tramp, a man.
The other, a woman, looked a bit dejected, and said, “nothing, but what did you get?”
“I found these high heels,” he said producing from his sack a pair of shiny red high heel shoes, “would you like them?”
“I’ve nothing to give you in exchange,” the woman tramp said mournfully.
The male tramp said nothing, but left the shoes where the female tramp could see them.
“What about sex?” suggested the woman, as she quite fancied the shoes.
“OK,” said the man, and the woman interrupted to say,
“I’d better warn you, I’ve never been very sexy!”
“OK,” said the man again, and they made arrangements for the ‘sex’ to commence.
The female tramp lay on her back and took off just enough clothes to allow the male tramp to lie on her body, and insert his penis into her vagina.
Suddenly the woman curled her legs around the man.
“Hey,” said the man, “I thought you weren’t very sexy!”
“I’m not, but I’m trying on the shoes!”
Roxanne, whilst Roger was telling this joke, had stood up and walked towards Roger’s bed picking up her red high heels on the way.
“Help me to try these on!” she said.
Roger tried to jump to his feet, but met Roxanne half way up, as she was leaning over Roger. She dropped the high heel shoes on the floor.
A Note From The Author:
I’ve lived and worked in Africa and Asia for many years, and I have always been fascinated by personal relationships, and in real life! I’m now enjoying my fourth marriage, after being widowed, divorced, had one marriage annulled as this ‘wife’ had forgotten to get divorced.
As a result I’ve extensive experience of social and sexual activities, which I bring into all my books sometimes in explicit detail, and usually with a Happy Ever After ending. Underlying all these stories is a quest for a loving and ongoing relationship with my partner. Three novels have been based in Africa. I now live in Vietnam, and have written eight romance books, all based in Asia, and my eleventh based in England but moving to Japan.
Three of my books have been published by regular indie publishers, and twelve others by Butterfly Books at Smashwords and at Amazon.
About the Author:
I was born in London within the sound of Bow Bells, just as the WW2 was about to explode. I was evacuated to the country as a small boy and then was brought up in rural England. My family moved to various places, including three years in Singapore from 1948, which had a curious effect on my later life. I have spent the vast majority of my working life in developing countries in sub-Saharan Africa and Asia, and now I live and work in Vietnam.
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